WELCOME TO SSSS CENTRAL!

In the English speaking world, we hear the proclamation "Great Scott." In Bavaria, perfect strangers say to us, "Gruss Scott." (translation: Greetings to Scott) Mountains, lakes, rivers, caves, countries, cities, roads, and multinational corporations all over the world are named after us. We are your mailman, your uncle, your cat, your congressman. We provide your bicycle, your toilet paper, your fertilizer. Without Scott, there can be no civilization. The world is at our mercy.

Can anyone else claim the fame and glory of their name as we can?

I THINK NOT!

WE ARE SCOTT, AND WE ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

(And we like it that way.)