WELCOME TO SSSS CENTRAL!
- In the English speaking world, we hear the proclamation "Great Scott."
- In Bavaria, perfect strangers say to us, "Gruss Scott." (translation: Greetings to Scott)
- Mountains, lakes, rivers, caves, countries, cities, roads, and multinational corporations all over the world are named after us.
- We are your mailman, your uncle, your cat, your congressman.
- We provide your bicycle, your toilet paper, your fertilizer.
- Without Scott, there can be no civilization. The world is at our mercy.
Can anyone else claim the fame and glory of their name as we can?
I THINK NOT!
WE ARE SCOTT, AND WE ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!
(And we like it that way.)
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