SO, YOU WANT TO BE A FRIEND OF SCOTT?
Read the following agreement.
- I acknowledge that no name is superior to Scott.
- I will always say nice things about Scott.
- If I meet Scott in a bar, I will buy him a beer.
- If I ever have any extra money, I will send it to Scott.
- I will tell other Scotts about this web site.
- Whenever appropriate, I will pepper my speech with phrases such as "Great Scott" and "Scott Free."
- I recognize that places named after Scott (ie. Scotland, Scottsdale, Scott St.) are places of beauty, and I will keep them that way.
- Mr. Scott will, from this day forth, be my favorite Star Trek character.